SMOKING

Its Romantic and Dramatic and Ultimately Cool,

And that is what you’re up against You Anti-smoking Fool.

It’s not the subtle nicotine.

It’s not your teeth which might turn green.

It’s not that Mothers leave the room,

To spare their infants a whiff of doom.

It’s not the smoke coming out your nose,

Or the pep it adds to your fire hose.

It’s not the money, it’s not the waste

It’s not the nasty aftertaste.

When all is said and done, smoking makes us look good,

And looking good is

FUN