Song of the Functional Bipolars

Talkin’ trash and pushing strollers

We are the functional bipolars

Receiving radio through our molars

We are the functional bipolars

With the Gauchos and their bolas

We are the functional bipolars

Slurpin’ mate and cherry colas

We are the functional bipolars

Workin’ nights as flight controllers

We are the functional bipolars

Avoidin’ countries with ebola

We are the functional bipola’s

Be ye worker or be ye doler

We are the functional bipolars

Wearing spats, cravats and bowlers

We are the functional bipolars

In the land where they say, “Hola”

We are the functional bipola’s

Heat with fossil, heat with solar

We are the functional bipolars

Eating yogurt and granola

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