Jizzum Olympics

Randy Rodman, from Pascagoula, Mississippi, is lying on his back on a big brass bed; lying on a puffy grey silk comforter. Naked. He looks to be floating on a cloud. Floating with him are Sierra, Sapphire, and Scarlett. Also naked. Randy’s member stands at rapt attention. Sierra and Sapphire are straddling Randy’s legs, practicing their langue de chat and leaving wet spots on his ankles. Randy’s winged staff couples with Sierra & Saphire’s serpentine tongues complete the classic composition, Caduceus. Scarlett is straddling Randy’s face, her flag unfurled, her button hovering above Randy’s expectant tongue. Her powerful puckered lips are strangling the end of Randy’s pumped penis while her tongue inspects his circumcision. Randy is ready.

Surrounding them: the latest in digital electronics for recording and analyzing these things.

Sierra and Sapphire turn their attentions to the root of Mr. Happy, orally kissing and licking one another around the base of Randy’s finial. Scarlett lowers herself onto Randy’s gaping maw in the enigmatic Falling Star gambit. She releases his turgid organ. Throbbing, Randy blasts ropey meringues of sperm heavenward in the fabled Ribbons of Heaven. How high? How fast? How many? How much? Gold? Silver? Bronze? Story at 11.

Next up, Fyodor Borissovitch from Minsk, Soviet Affiliates, with his team, Petra Pologark, Natasha Moleinski, and Katya Chernobyl.

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